晴天的心情故事

下面的片段可是偶一段一停顿、一个字母一个字母打进去的哦。有些同志假借英文不好之名，选择性略过这里的文字，也太不珍惜我的劳动果实了：(

1. 世界上最冷酷的回应 **At the dancing ball**

Lizzy: Do you dance, Mr. Darcy?

Darcy: Not if I can help it.

2．傲慢Darcy的尖刻评语  **Break at the dancing ball**

Bingley: I’ve never seen so many pretty girls

Darcy: You were dancing with the only handsome girl in the room.

Bingley: She is the most beautiful creature I have ever beheld. But her sister Elizabeth is agreeable.

Darcy: Perfectly tolerable. Not handsome enough to tempt me. Return to your partner and enjoy her smiles. You were wasting your time with me.

Lizzie’s Girlfriend:  Count your blessings, Lizzie. If he likes you, you’d have to talk to him.

Lizzie: Precisely. I wouldn’t dance with him for all of the Derbyshire. Let alone the miserable half.

3．骄傲Lizzie的尖刻回应 **Still at the dancing ball**

Mrs. Bennet: Oh, how well you dance, Mr. Bingley.

Bingley: I’ve never enjoyed a dance so much

Mrs. Bennet: My daughter Jane is a splendid dancer, is she not?

Bingley: She is indeed.

Mrs. Bennet: It’s pity she(refers to Lizzie)’s not more handsome.

Lizzie: Mama

Mrs. Bennet: Oh, but Lizzie would never admit that she is plain. Of course, it’s my Jane who’s considered the beauty of the country.

Lizzie: Mama, please.

Mrs. Bennet: when she was 15, a gentleman was so much in love with her. I was sure he would make her an offer. However, he did write her some very pretty verses.

Lizzie: and that put paid to it. I wonder who discovered the power of poetry in driving away love.

Darcy: I thought the poetry was the food of love.

Lizzie: of a fine, stout love. But if it is only a vague inclination, one poor Sonnet will kill it.

Darcy: So what do you recommend to encourage affection?

Lizzie: Dancing. Even if one’s partner is barely tolerable.

4． 姐妹花的爱情观  **After the ball at home**

Jane: Mr. Bingley is just what a young man ought to be.

Lizzie: Sensible, good humored, handsome, conveniently rich.

Jane: Marriage should not be driven by thoughts of money.

Lizzie: Only deep love will persuade me to marry. Which is why I’ll end up an old maid.

Jane: Do you really believe he liked me?

Lizzie: he danced with you most of the night, and stared at you the rest. I give you leave to like him. You’ve liked many stupider. You’re a great deal too apt to like people in general. All of the world is good in your eyes.

Jane: Not his friend. I still can’t believe what he said about you.

Darcy: I’d more easily forgive his vanity had he not wounded mine. But no matter. I doubt we shall ever speak again.

5．你最恨的那个人是否就是最吸引你的人？ ** At another dancing ball**

Darcy: May I have the next dance, Miss Elizabeth?

Lizzie: You may.

Lizzie: Did I agree to dance with Mr. Darcy?

Lizzie’s friend: I dare say you will find him amiable.

Lizzie: It would be most inconvenient since I’ve sworn to loathe him for all eternity.

Lizzie: I love the dance.

Darcy: Indeed. Most invigorating.

Lizzie: It is your turn to say something, Mr. Darcy. I talked about the dance. Now you ought to remark on the size of the room or the number of couples.

Darcy: I’m perfectly happy to oblige. What would you like most to hear.

Lizzie: The reply will do for present… Perhaps by and by I may observe that private balls are much pleasanter than public ones. For now we may remain silent.

Darcy: Do you talk as a rule while dancing?

Lizzie: No, no, I prefer to be unsociable and taciturn. Makes it all so much more enjoyable, don’ t you think?

6．有时我们需要抓住稍纵即逝的爱情

Lizzie: I think he likes her very much.

Lizzie’s girlfriend: But does she like him? Few of us are secure enough to be in love without proper encouragement. Bingley likes her enormously, but might not do more if she does not help him on.

Lizzie: But she’s just shy. If he cannot perceive her regard, he is a fool.

Lizzie’s girlfriend: We are all fools in love. He does not know her character than as we do. She should move fast and snap him up. There is plenty time for us to get to know him afterwards.

7．郑重说话便会声音打颤的Collins，倒是减轻了Lizzie选择题的难度  **Proposal after dinner**

Mr. Collins: Dear Miss Elizabeth, I’m sure my attentions have been to marked to be mistaken. Almost as soon as I entered the house, I singled you out as the companion of my future life. But before I’m run away with my feelings, perhaps I may state my reasons for marrying. Firstly, that it is the duty of a clergyman to set the example of matrimony in his parish. Secondly, I am convinced it will add greatly to my happiness. And thirdly, that it is at the urging of my esteemed patroness, Lady Catherine, that I select a wife. My object in coming to Longbourn was to choose such a one from among Mr. Bennet’s daughters for I am to inherit the estate, and such an alliance will surely…suit everyone. And now, nothing remains but for me to assure you in the most animated language of the violence of my affections.

Lizzie: Mr. Collins!

Mr. Collins: And no reproach on the subject of fortune will cross my lips once we’re married.

Lizzie: You are too hasty to say. You forget I have given no answer.

Mr. Collins: Lady Catherine will thoroughly approve when I speak to her of your modesty, economy and other amiable qualities.

Lizzie: Sir, I am honoured by your proposal, but I regret that I must decline it.

Mr. Collins: I know ladies don’t seek to seem too eager…

Lizzie: Mr. Collins, I am perfectly serious. You could not make me happy, and I am the last woman in the world who could make you happy.

Mr. Collins: I flattered myself that your refusal is merely a natural delicacy. Besides, despite manifold attractions, it is by no means certain another offer of marriage will ever be made to you…

Lizzie: Mr. Collins!

Mr. Collins: I must conclude that you simply seek to increase my love by suspense.

Lizzie: Sir!

Mr. Collins: According to the usual practice of elegant females…

Lizzie: Sir, I am not the sort of female to torment a respectable man. Please understand me, I cannot accept you.

Mrs. Bennet: headstrong, foolish child!

8．来自父亲的宠爱和精神支持

Mrs. Bennet: Mr. Bennet, we’re all in an uproar! You must come and make Lizzie marry Mr. Collins. Mr. Collins has proposed to Lizzie, but she vowed she will not have him. And now the danger is Mr. Collins may not have Lizzie.

Mr. Bennet: What am I to do?

Mrs. Bennet: Well, come and talk to her… Tell her you insist they marry.

Lizzie: Papa, please. I can’t marry him. Go and say you’ve changed your mind.

Mrs. Bennet: Think of your family.

Lizzie: You cannot make me.

Mrs. Bennet: Mr. Bennet, say something.

Mr. Bennet: Your mother insists upon you marrying Mr. Collins. Your mother will never see you again if you do not marry Mr. Collins, and I will never see you if you do."

9．对待爱情，永不言弃  **Right after Bingley’s leave without saying goodbye**

Lizzie: What’s the matter, Jane? ... Why does he not know when he’ll return.

Jane: Read it.

Lizzie: Mr. Darcy is impatient to see his sister and we are scarcely less eager. I do not think Darcy has her equal for beauty, elegance and accomplishment. I hope to call her hereafter my sister. Is that not clear enough? Caroline sees her brother in love with you, and has taken him off to persuade him otherwise. But I know her to be incapable of willfully deceiving anyone.

Jane: It’s more likely he does not love me.

Lizzie: He loves you. Do not give up. Go to our aunt and uncle’s in London. Let it be known you are there and I am sure he will come to you.

Darcy: Miss Elizabeth, I have struggled in vain and can bear it no longer. These past months have been a torment. I came to Rosings only to see you. I have fought against judgment, my family’s expectation, the inferiority of your birth, my rank… I will put them aside and ask you to end my agony.

Lizzie: I don’t understand.

Darcy: I love you. Most ardently. Please do me the honor of accepting my hand.

Lizzie: Sir, I appreciate the struggle you have been through, and I am very sorry to have caused you pain. It was unconsciously done.

Darcy: Is this your reply?

Lizzie: Yes, sir.

Darcy: Are you laughing at me?

Lizzie: No.

Darcy: Are you rejecting me?

Lizzie: I’m sure the feelings which hindered your regard will help you overcome it.

Darcy: Might I ask why with so little civility I am thus repulsed?

Lizzie: And I might require why which it’s so evident you insulting me, you chose to tell me you liked me against your better judgment?

Darcy: No, believe me…

Lizzie: If I was uncivil, then that is some excuse. But I have other reasons, you know I have.

Darcy: What reasons?

Lizzie: Do you think anything might tempt me to accept the man who has ruined the happiness of a most beloved sister? Do you deny that you separated a young couple who loved each other, exposing your friend to censure for caprice, and my sister to derision for disappointed hopes, involving them both in acute misery?

Darcy: I do not deny it.

Lizzie: How could you do it?

Darcy: Because I believe your sister’s indifferent to him.

Lizzie: Indifferent?

Darcy: I watched most carefully and realized his attachment was deeper than her.

Lizzie: That’s because she’s shy.

Darcy: Bingley, too, was more than persuaded she didn’t feel strongly.

Lizzie: You suggested it.

Darcy: I did for his own good.

Lizzie: My sister hardly show her true feelings to me.

…

Darcy: So, this is your opinion on me? Thank you, for making me so fully. Perhaps these offences might help me not look at your pride been hurt by my scruples about our relationship…

…

Lizzie: And those are the words of a gentleman. From the first moment I met you, your arrogance and conceit, your selfish disdain for the feelings of others, made me realize you were the last man in the world I could ever be prevailed on to marry…

Darcy: …Forgive me, madam, for taking up so much of your time.

11．Jane期待已久的时刻终于来到  **long-awaited proposal**

Jane: yes, a thousand times yes.

12．有情人冰释前嫌，爱情童话完满结局  **Happy ending**

Darcy: You must know, surely you must know, it was all for you. You are too generous to trifle with me. I believe you spoke with my aunt last night  and it has taught me to hope as I’d scarcely allowed myself before. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed. But one word from you will silence me for ever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I would have to tell you, you have bewitched me body and soul, and I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on. I do not want us to part from this day forth 

Lizzie: Well then … Your hands are cold…